Thursday, February 28, 2008

Slogans for Women's T-shirts

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
-Erma Brombeck-

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlot te Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
-- and I'm also not blonde.

-- Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.
If you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Half-full..Half-empty...Why bother?

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be...

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Random Useless Facts

*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why - Hm... I guess nobody really was aware of the urgent need to know why the quacks don't echo....
*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor - I wonder what the doctor might have thought during the World War 2
*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different - We will not try it out, will we? :P
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people - The statistics brought up by a right-handed man ;)
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt" - Prove me wrong if you can ;)
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second - Are you sure you needed to know this?
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it - Err.... no comments!!
*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - lolzz... you should try it once... no no no, it is not pneumolountrimacroscoopicseelicovolcancontiosis.... it is more like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis... you see, not complicated at all ;)
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 - check it up

*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan" - hmm.... now i wonder if my name was made up fr something too... at least all the Wendys know now where they come from :P
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow - I read it twice, wouldnt try it out though...
*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance - Gosh!! What a service!
*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear - Now i wonder how they made it up :O
*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator - and they say we walk not much
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling - HUH!!! Doesnt mean anything though! :x
*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime - just imagine how much not an average woman consumes :P
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps - You know who the bullfrog is??
*Children grow faster in the spring - How did they measure? Any ideas why?
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime - ONLY???
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas - Divvi, cutie, stop eating bananas!
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily - OHO??? How do they figure out in the end babies were given to wrong parents??
*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year - You wonder??!!
*The swastika was originally a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump" - I also invented couple of words, would they count?
*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10 - Does anyone know WHY???
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class - lolz and then they sold the olives in the black market :D
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist - Does anyone wonder???

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I Love You

Love Does not Ask "Who Are You?"
Love Only Says "You Are Mine !"

Love Does not Ask "Where Are You From?"

Love Only Says "You Live In My Heart !"
Love Does not Ask "What Do You Do?"
Love Only Says "You Make My Heart Beat !"
Love Does not Ask "Why Are You Far away?"
Love Only Says "You Are Always With Me !"

Love Does not Ask "Do You Love Me?"

Love Only Says "I Love You !"

If life was supposed to be easy, we wouldn't have the capability to love, forgive, smile, to let go, trust, lose, or even live.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

You Dont Know

There is a little truth behind every **just kidding**
A little curiosity behind every **just wondering**
A little knowledge behind every **i dont know**
And a little emotion behind every **i dont care**

Wednesday, February 6, 2008


Girls aren't complicated:
I mean how hard is it
to say "you're pretty" and
buy us chocolates?

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Some Friendship Love

I have been tagged by Colin for this wonderful Friendship Links Meme. And since this blog of mine is relatively new, I thought it would need some link love :D It is as simple as it seems so you might try it as well ;)



Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others
You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
Friends, you and me…
You brought another friend…
And then there were 3…
We started our group…
Our circle of friends…
And like that circle…
There is no beginning or end…
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.

So now, let’s see how many circle’s of friends we can make by simply adding your link on this Friendship Meme!

1-Catsy Carpe Diem, 2- Catsy Downloads, 3-Out of the Blue, 4- A Day to Savor and Relish 5- A Piece of Idea 6- Write Shy 7- Stupid Wise 8- onlinememorylane 9- See Me For What You Will 10- Michelle’s Small World 11. Chez Francine 12. La Place de Cherie 13. Le bric à brac de Cherie 14- Life 15 - Every Day is a Good Day   16 - Smile! Tomorrow Could Be a Lot Worse! 17- ADD YOURSELF HERE!!

–>End here<–

And well now i am tagging, Meghna, Ranjhani, Shalini, Nick and whoever else would love to take it up ;)

Now the usual Thought of the Day:

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Monday, February 4, 2008

What is impossible, isn't wanted badly enough!! :)

Sunday, February 3, 2008

What a Dream Means

When you see someone in your dreams,
it just means that they really want to see you.
They want to see you so much
that a small part of them left their bodies and entered your dream.

Graphics - at

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Nothing is impossible

Be kind whenever possible ... it is always possible
- The Dalai Lama

Friday, February 1, 2008

Soundtrack of our lives

When you hear a song from so long ago with so many memories tied to it what you feel? Do you cry? Do you smile? Do you wish you could go back in time when everything seemed so much simpler and carefree? Those are songs that are the soundtrack of our lives... the ones that bring back childhood memories, best friends, first love, first heartbreak... sweet and bitter ... the memories