1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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another one:
'waiting for the right man, meanwhile, having fun with all the wrong ones.'
number 14!! hahah!
oh! janu! it's just hilarious! each and every point is just awesome... he he
i liked the followings too much
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
i just cnt stop laughing rite now :D
love...hugs..kisses
:) :) :)
Lol. So funny, so so cute!! :D
@rayshma
Hahaha! roflmao!
:)
Damn cute post.
my fav'est...#7 :)
lolz :D i have a few tshirts with such quotes :P
LMAO! I love number 15. In fact I think I'll go make a T-shirt with exactly those words. Thanks for the laughs Lena :D
These are the funniest and i would love all of them to be printed one on each t shirt of mine! ahahhaah did you come up with these yourself?
these are my favourites!
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
i need to copy paste this list somwehere so that I don't loose them!LOL
@ rayshma: lolz, i will addit for my list :D
@ solitaire: thats my life indeed, loved this one as well :D
@ preeti: sweetu, i am happy to have made you laugh. You picked up too many though!!
@ busy writer: your comment is as cute as the post itself :D
@ Vands: you picked up a cool one ;)
@ Div: i had never a doubt you would have them. Why not all?
lolz, Nick! even i loved this one, i would wear it to office every day :D
hi farah!
thanks for dropping by :)
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win - is my favourite too.
And no, i didnt come up with them myself. They are actual slogans for women's t-shirts ;)
Welcome here :)
hey. cool ones. i'd love to try these on on tees!
hahaha...love em all!
I Already own the Next mood swing..4 min Tee...fab!
Lena, thank god i am married, if i were to wear those slogan t shirts, no men would come close to me! hehehhehe
we should have different slogans for singletons, and another set of slogans for married ones too! LOL
buhahahaha!! :D
i loved them...esp 3,5,8,9,10,14,22,25 and 27
and now im in a mood for shopping...*evil laugh*
look what u did :p
Those were cute!
Do I see some familiar ones there? ;)
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
*lol*
Nice list :)
GBU
Arti
I love # 4 & #24!
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