The Page Cannot Be Found

Just copy-paste post! one of the variations of "Page cannot be found-error"

Sorry

The requested document does not live here anymore.
I tried everyting.
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.

PS: sorry if someone got an impression i have written it... no, i have not, just the message i once got trying to get back to one of sites i once used to be regular with.

Just For Some Good Laugh

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Slogans for Women's T-shirts

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Half-full..Half-empty...Why bother?

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be...

Random Useless Facts

*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why - Hm... I guess nobody really was aware of the urgent need to know why the quacks don't echo....
*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor - I wonder what the doctor might have thought during the World War 2
*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different - We will not try it out, will we? :P
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people - The statistics brought up by a right-handed man ;)
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt" - Prove me wrong if you can ;)
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second - Are you sure you needed to know this?
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it - Err.... no comments!!
*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - lolzz... you should try it once... no no no, it is not pneumolountrimacroscoopicseelicovolcancontiosis.... it is more like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis... you see, not complicated at all ;)
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 - check it up

*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan" - hmm.... now i wonder if my name was made up fr something too... at least all the Wendys know now where they come from :P
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow - I read it twice, wouldnt try it out though...
*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance - Gosh!! What a service!
*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear - Now i wonder how they made it up :O
*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator - and they say we walk not much
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling - HUH!!! Doesnt mean anything though! :x
*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime - just imagine how much not an average woman consumes :P
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps - You know who the bullfrog is??
*Children grow faster in the spring - How did they measure? Any ideas why?
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime - ONLY???
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas - Divvi, cutie, stop eating bananas!
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily - OHO??? How do they figure out in the end babies were given to wrong parents??
*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year - You wonder??!!
*The swastika was originally a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump" - I also invented couple of words, would they count?
*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10 - Does anyone know WHY???
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class - lolz and then they sold the olives in the black market :D
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist - Does anyone wonder???

And That's Just a Beginning!!

I dont like introductions, and specially long ones so i will not say much just that it is the second blog of mine where i m going to post daily, short and positive. It is kind of a blog version of the Thought for the Day. First, for me, but will be happy if for anyone else. Happy reading!! :)

Here the first post goes, I should warn you that some things are not written by me but stored in my collection :D For the rest the credit will go to me :)

Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.

Have a wonderful day!! :)